haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
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we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
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You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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