Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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