508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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