and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
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4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
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I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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