The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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