just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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