I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Life is so much better after having sex.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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