Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
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Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
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Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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