And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
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Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
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HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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