it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
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Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Tornado booty call.. dedication
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Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill