you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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