News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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