I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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