I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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