Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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