I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
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Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
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No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Drake has all the answers
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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