It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Randomize
