The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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