At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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