So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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