we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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