her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
His hands were made for my vagina.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
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