who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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