I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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