I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
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And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
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