Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
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on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
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I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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