I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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