I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
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My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
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If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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