Don't make out with my wife yet
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
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100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
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Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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