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I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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