The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
