I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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