How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Randomize
