i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
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I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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