turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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