Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
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why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
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Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
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