In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
50% drunk capacity currently
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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