YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
So. Much. Porn.
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