Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
babies were throwing up all over the place
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
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I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
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Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
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