I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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