Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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