No awkward lesbian experiences without me
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
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a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
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