I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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