I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
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Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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