TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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