I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
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On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
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This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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