I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
29 Frat Parties That Got Way Too Out Of Control
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.