let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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