We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
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found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
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URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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