U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
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It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
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You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
My dick has a subreddit
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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