If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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