hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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