smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
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My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
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I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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