you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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