yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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