What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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