after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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